Ohio School District to Introduce “Abstinence Only” Curriculum for Physical Education Program
Toledo, OH – In a controversial 6-5 decision, the Toledo curriculum review board voted to…
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New Jersey To Spray For Hipsters
TRENTON, NJ – Due to a growing number of infestations, the New Jersey Department of…
Ask a Canadian Vol.2
Dear Canadian Dave, I am an American that is outraged over your arctic seal hunt.…
Ask a Canadian Vol.1
Dear Canadian Dave, My son is a complete disappointment. He sat his mother and I…
State of Rhode Island Passes Law To Prevent People From Telling Teenagers What To Do
Providence, RI – In a groundbreaking verdict, the state of Rhode Island passed a law…
New Jersey’s Great Adventure to “Vaccine-Free” Tuesdays
JACKSON, NJ – Great Adventure has always been well known for its ability to provide…
Truck Driver Wakes Up With Map Of New Jersey In His Armpit
NEW JERSEY — Truck driver Sebastian Kendall, of Wilmette, South Carolina, was driving through New…
New Documents Reveal Maine Seceded In 1970
AUGUSTA, ME — Tom Hayward, a local historian, discovered the documents in the Maine State…
18 Skymall Products You Didn’t Know You Needed
Serious question, has anyone actually purchased anything in Sky Mall? If you have, or know…
Minnesota Makes Being “Nice” A Law
MINNEAPOLIS, MN – Recently, Minnesota legislators, in an effort to maintain their reputation as a…