Cave Times: Tribe Marks Another Sucky Christmas
NEANDERVILLE – Dwellers today struggled unsuccessfully to find cheer the day after yet another Christmas…
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The Cave Times – Old cave dog learns new trick
NEANDERVILLE — A 12-year-old girl Dweller today declared success in her year-long effort to teach…
The Cave Times – History’s 1st clown terrifies toddler
NEANDERVILLE — What was intended as a happy birthday surprise for Tribe toddler, Walden, turned…
The Cave Times: Tribe Strongman advocates silent suffering (and hooch)
NEANDERVILLE — Responding to what he called the “empty promise” of emotional honesty, Tribe Strongman…
The Cave Times: Dogs edge competitors as pet most likely to succeed
NEANDERVILLE — Following conclusion of a randomized, completely unscientific study, dogs today sealed their place…
The Cave Times: Fearing hell, Tribe aims to appease Merciless Vengeful God
NEANDERVILLE — Having yet to renounce — or even fully understand — a single one…
The Cave Times: Tribe ponders hatred, remembers a man who had none
NEANDERVILLE — During an unusual exercise here today, Dwellers learned that they will have to…
The Cave Time – Tribe Asks: What Good is an Itch, Anyway?
NEANDERVILLE – On a rare day off from hunting and gathering, Dwellers today pondered the…
The Cave Times: Guilt and Fake British Accents Vex Tribe
NEANDERVILE — Alarmed by the excessive use of blame and the proliferation of evidently phony…
The Cave Times: Dwellers Aim to Evolve into Plants
NEANDERVILLE — Weary of what they called the “scourge” of the corporeal body, with its…