Local Hero Makes “Borat” Quotes Funny Again


SAN DIEGO — Leaning against the wall of his cubicle pretending to listen to a coworker’s divorce story, local man Chad Peters becomes the office’s comedic hero for making “Borat” quotes funny again, sources reported Friday.

“My wife,” said the junior accountant to the distraught 43-year-old who recently lost a custody battle for his two teenage children to his unemployed ex-wife. “The divorce stories keep getting more and more uncomfortable around the office. I had to do something to cut the tension.”

At press time, “Borat” quotes returned to their unfunny state due to overuse by the accounting department.

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