Big win for Senate Dems today as two senate republicans have joined the resistance against Secretary of Education nominee Betsy DeVos. Also, Beyonce is having twins.
Washington insiders are speaking more and more of “rumblings of a movement,” part establishment and part pre-natal. Just as senate dems like Elizabeth Warren and Chuck Schumer have taken to the streets to make their voices heard, Beyonce has taken to instagram to warn the Trump administration that their days in office are numbered.
On the first day of Black History month, the singer announced that her twins, conceived on the day of the historic Women’s March on Washington, will soon be welcomed to this world and the fight for justice.
Even democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton has added her voice to the movement, offering via twitter: “I stand with the people gathered across the country defending our values & our Constitution” and “Congratulations to Beyonce and her family from me & Bill!”
Despite the momentous news, Senator Bernie Sanders urges Dems not to get their hopes up just yet, adding cynically: “This fight is not over. They haven’t even been born yet!” See Berie. This is why you wouldn’t have won the popular vote.
Beyonce and her unborn twins are represented by WME.
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