WASHINGTON (RPN) – President-elect Donald Trump today thanked Vladimir Putin for agreeing to deliver the Inaugural Address on Friday, saying that the Russian president “knows the heart of the American people.”
“After all,” Trump said, “Vlady did get me elected.”
Standing with his arm around the president-elect, Putin said he is still writing the address, but that he already had the beginning and end.
“My fellow Russians,” Putin said would be the beginning.
And the end: “Together, we will make Russia great again. God bless Russia.”
Trump said he had offered the address first to his wife, Ivanka, who plagiarized her speech at the 2016 Republican Convention. When she came back to him with a photocopy of John F. Kennedy’s 1961 inaugural dress, he decided to ask Putin.
“Kennedy inaugural all talk, talk, talk – no action or results. Sad!”Trump later Tweeted.
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