PHILADELPHIA (RPN) – Vladimir Putin confirmed today that Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump has personally pleaded with him to find Sasquatch, the mythical creature that is said to inhabit forests of the Pacific Northwest.
“You get Bigfoot, I sic him on Hillary,” Trump told the Russian president, according to Putin’s account. “After her, Cruz.”
The stunning disclosure came as Trump in a separate Florida press conference told reporters he wanted Putin to find emails that went missing from Democratic nominee Clinton’s private server.
“Russia, if you’re listening, I hope you’re able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing,” Trump said.
“Job for Snowden,” Putin replied.
“But Sasquatch – on it. By Thursday night, I personally transport to Independence Hall,” where Clinton will deliver the keynote speech on the last day of the Democratic convention.
“I also find Elvis,” Putin said. “Have him sing ‘All Shook Up’ at inauguration ball.”
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