MARTHA’S VINEYARD, USA (RPN) – In a surprise visit to the island where President Obama takes his August vacations, Russian President Vladimir Putin today offered Estonia as the Summer White House for “the next president of the United States, Donald J. Trump.”
Putin, whose campaign for Trump has included his recent hack of Democratic National Committee emails that have embarrassed Hillary Clinton on the eve of her convention, said he came up with the idea after Trump last week in an interview with The New York Times suggested that if Russia invaded any of the Baltic states, he would not defend them.
Trump has repeatedly expressed his admiration for Putin, at one point calling him “the object of my bromance. Sorry, Melania.”
In return, Putin has pledged to “rig” the 2016 U.S. presidential election.
“Donald talks rigged system,” Putin said. “I rig.”
Reminded by reporters that Estonia, a Baltic country of 1.3 million, is an independent, sovereign nation, Putin said: “Your point is?”
Asked by a reporter why Trump would not want a summer White House on idyllic Martha’s Vineyard, Putin said “too many book-loving progressives and bad memory of Chappaquiddick. Not many people of color, though. And island; no need for wall. Maybe I reconsider.”
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