Justin Trudeau, the Prime Minister of Canada, proposed a bill to erect a wall on the US /Canada border fearing that a Trump victory would send hordes of US immigrants, or snow backs, into Canada where they would present the country with a multitude of problems.
“Illegal immigrants take jobs away from laid back Canadian workers…who don’t really mind too much but they think the Americans should ask politely” Prime Minister Trudeau stated.
The unskilled college educated US immigrants traditionally take the less appealing menial positions such as Zamboni operator, ski lift mechanic, or Molson Beer taster, leaving young Canadians with too much free time on their hands.
“There’s only so much pond hockey, skiing, and marijuana to smoke. We could use a few hours of work here and there, ay” said Lorne Samuels, an indifferent teenager.
Some Canadians were worried that this would affect Trudeau’s plans to bring in 25,000 Syrian and Iraqi refugees this year, but that hasn’t changed. When Trudeau says “immigrants” everyone knows he’s just talking about Americans.
Members of Parliament think Trudeau is overreacting because Trump hasn’t secured the Republican nomination, but Trudeau says that they have to act now and prepare for the worst, or it will be too late.
“Al Sharpton, Miley Cyrus, and Rosie O’Donnell have already expressed their intentions to relocate to Canada if Trump is elected…we have to take these threats seriously or we will suffer the consequences.”
When Trudeau was asked if he’d prefer Ted Cruz secure the Republican nomination he replied, “Hahahahaha…a Canadian president of the United States? Don’t be ridiculous.”
When President Obama was informed of the Prime Minister’s plans he laughed, “If Canada takes back Beiber and Cruz we’ll cover the cost of the wall, and you guys can keep the change.”
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