Comedy Gym: Those Who Can, Do. Those Who Can’t Ask Stu: Vol.23

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Welcome to the another edition of ‘Those Who Can, Do. Those Who Can’t Ask Stu.’ Each edition I do my best to answer questions about comedy or life in general. Feel free to send any questions to stu.mccallister@yahoo.com. I will do my best to enrich your life (or make you eat it on a extreme level). Thanks for reading.

Stu McCallister

People can also ask questions about everyday things in life. I will try to answer in a non-jackassery way. No guarantees though.

Question #1
In the aftermath of the alleged comic who did the ‘Dear Fat People’ video, what did she do wrong other than posting the video in the first place? –AA

Answer
The biggest thing she did wrong is say she was a comedian. BOOM! Roast mode. But seriously here is the problem… This comedian, who describes herself as the sexiest comedian out there, is not likeable. Her persona is just awful. So when she goes after fat people she is punching down. She is acting someone that is beneath her. She could have down the same thing with homeless people. ‘Get a job! Go back to school! C’mon, get your life together!’ Unlikeable stuff right? With homeless people there probably would have been less of an uproar because homeless people probably aren’t even aware of who this lady is. But fat people clearly were aware and just destroyed her! You can’t punch down (Even if she said she was doing it as satire. She wasn’t.) and expect it to be ok. In the end things worked out because her comedy ‘career’ is over. Next question…



Question #2
Should a road comic invest in using high mileage synthetic engine oil or the standard fossil oil which needs to be changed every 3,000 miles? –AA

Answer
When I first started out I was like ‘You need to change oil?’ So after I destroyed my 1st car I use the high mileage oil. I don’t care how funny you are if you can’t get to the gig it doesn’t matter. Treat your car better than you would someone you are dating. The car will probably be with you longer. Next question…



Question #3
My husband and I have been married for seven years. Since our wedding, he has had increasing health problems. He recently told me that he planned his funeral three months ago, without saying a word to me. I am very concerned that he seems more focused on death than on life. Am I wrong to be upset? He says I am. –WB

Answer
Yes, you are wrong to be upset. Take this as one less thing you need to worry about. What you should be worried about is getting that life insurance policy up on him! Make some money! Stop sweating the small things.


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