Welcome to the another edition of ‘Those Who Can, Do. Those Who Can’t Ask Stu.’ Each edition I do my best to answer questions about comedy or life in general. Feel free to send any questions to firstname.lastname@example.org. I will do my best to enrich your life (or make you eat it on a extreme level). Thanks for reading.
People can also ask questions about everyday things in life. I will try to answer in a non-jackassery way. No guarantees though.
What are your tips for taking the perfect selfie? –JH
I have never taken one so I am not sure. I assume having long arms and looking at the camera helps. Smiling too but I find that difficult. Next question…
What is the perfect mustard to smear on one’s buttocks as they walk around alleys yelling ‘HERE KITTY … HERE KITTY KITTY’? –KB
Grey Poupon. Next question…
What the hell is a Nae Nae? –GG
I think that is something that the late great comedian John Pinette would say when he disagreed with you. If it is anything else it is probably stupid.
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