Fitness in a Flash with Paolo v.24

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Paolo Busignani is an Exercise Physiologist by trade.

Paolo Busignani

Meaning it sounds like he’s smart, but no one really knows what he does. He is qualified to answer your fitness questions because he wears tight black shirts and warm up pants.

Dear Paolo,
I heard that stair climbing will make my rear end bigger. Is this true?
Conchita


Dear Conchita,
I like big butts and I cannot lie. Climbing stairs will add some size to your backside, but sitting on a couch all day will make it a lot bigger.


Dear Paolo,
What do you think about manscaping?
Phil

Dear Phil,
I highly recommend it. Stripping all of the hair off of your body helps to show all of the definition from your hard work. May I also suggest getting a Brazilian wax? It makes every day feel like a fiesta.



Dear Paolo,
What do you think of boot camp?
Aaron

Dear Aaron,
Boot camps have been popping up all over the country. This is when you go off in a group of people and make boots. The fun part is that each region of the world has its own style of boot camp. Italians have leather boot camp, Chinese have one called Nike, and Brazilians have one designed for bare feet.


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