Trevor’s Geek Out: Katy Perry and the English Language


Miss Perry I believe you have forgotten how to sentence. This may not make much sense, but after reading it over an ungodly amount of times, I believe I have finally decoded Katy’s tweet.

I think what is going on here is that Katy is crying out to the world that she needs Neptune’s trident to rule all of the Despicable Me Minions so that Kanye can finally rest easy knowing that kittens are well fed. Also, she wants her own jet. If that isn’t it then I have no idea what’s going on in her little teenage dream.

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