92 Year Old Blind Golfer Credits Viagra For Stiff Wood, Reaches Out To Tiger

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92 year-old legally blind golfer Poppy O’Reilly has reached out to Tiger Woods to help with the all time great golfer’s recent travails on the links. Although, one might think a 92 year-old hacker with cataracts who said to reporters, “Speak up, if you think my vision is bad, my hearings worse,” would be a poor choice to offer Woods advice. However, on a difficult Par 3 at the Sun City Retirement Golf Course in Sun City Florida, O’Reilly recently scored a hole-in-one. Poppy usually a 612 handicap on the six hole course, thanked the Doctors at the local VA hospital for his Viagra prescription saying, “How else do you explain it? Usually I’m soft with all my woods, if you know what I mean.”

Poppy said Tiger could reach out to him anytime, but that he might want to hurry. When asked why, Poppy responded: “What are you an idiot? I’m 92, for Christsakes.” Poppy also apologized to the two ladies in the walkers he hit with his golf cart on the drive home and “forgetting to put my putter away, if you know what mean?” Adding: “There’s another thing Tiger and I have in common, if you know what I mean? Wink. Wink.”


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