Paula Deen To Launch ‘White Entertainment Television’ Network

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In an attempt to reestablish herself, TV personality and homespun cooking master, Paula Deen, announced she will be starting her own network to be called White Entertainment Television or WET. Deen said: ‘If Oprah can do it, why can’t a white person?’

The new Network will use the slogan: ‘All WET, All the Time.’ A list of potential shows for the Network were released:

  • The Amazing White Race
  • America’s Got Talented White People
  • So, We Know You Can’t Dance
  • I’m Dreaming of a White People Christmas Special
  • We’re Pale, We’re Here, Get Used To It
  • The Unbearable Whiteness of Being
  • Blue Eyed Blonde Hair Peas Live
  • Caucasians Say The Darndest Things
  • Law and Order: SPF 50

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