Paula Deen To Launch ‘White Entertainment Television’ Network


In an attempt to reestablish herself, TV personality and homespun cooking master, Paula Deen, announced she will be starting her own network to be called White Entertainment Television or WET. Deen said: ‘If Oprah can do it, why can’t a white person?’

The new Network will use the slogan: ‘All WET, All the Time.’ A list of potential shows for the Network were released:

  • The Amazing White Race
  • America’s Got Talented White People
  • So, We Know You Can’t Dance
  • I’m Dreaming of a White People Christmas Special
  • We’re Pale, We’re Here, Get Used To It
  • The Unbearable Whiteness of Being
  • Blue Eyed Blonde Hair Peas Live
  • Caucasians Say The Darndest Things
  • Law and Order: SPF 50

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