Ask a Canadian Vol.2

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Dear Canadian Dave,

I am an American that is outraged over your arctic seal hunt. It is barbaric and unnecessary. Why won’t the Canadian Government step in and do something about these crimes against nature?

Sincerely,
Outraged American

Dear Outraged American,

I am a Canadian that is outraged over your gun crimes. They are barbaric and unnecessary. Why won’t the American Government step in and do something about these crimes against humanity?

Let’s meet up at Timmy’s and discuss this further over a double double.

Sincerely,
Canadian Dave


Why do so many Canadian comedians move to the USA?

Sincerely,
Laughs Go Bye-Bye

Dear Laughs Go Bye-Bye,

Yes, many of our comedic Canucks such as Jim Carrey, Mike Myers, Martin Short, and Seth Rogan travel south of the border to make their riches. You may think that they move down to the US of A for the big bucks when that is far from the truth. They move there to bring humour to a humourless country. Laugh studies have shown that the United States of America is the third least funny country in the world behind only North Korea (1) and Uzbekistan (2). Unfortunately for the USA, political candidates were not a category used in the official laugh study.

God Bless those humourless hosers.

Sincerely,
Canadian Dave


Dear Canadian Dave,

Nickelback is selling tickets on Groupon! Groupon!!

Sincerely,
WTF Nickelback

Dear WTF Nickelback ,

Sounds about right, eh?

Sincerely,
Canadian Dave


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