WE Trended In US,UK,Canada,India,Pakistan,Norway,Greece….We Trended Number 2 WorldWide Bubs With #EveryoneThinksImWeirdBecause We Have Some Honorable Mentions And The TopTen
#EveryoneThinksImWeirdBecause my only friends now are the strangers who retweet me.
— brickman (@mikefdupjourney) May 8, 2015
#EveryoneThinksImWeirdBecause I learned to say the alphabet backwards in 2nd grade just in case I ever got pulled over as an adult…
— The Jeanne Lewis (@Jeanne_Lewis) May 8, 2015
#EveryoneThinksImWeirdBecause I have a cat-smell but don't own a cat
— Ben Lewis (@BenLewisorBust) May 8, 2015
#EveryoneThinksImWeirdBecause I like you people better than most of the people I interact with in real life. Thanks for being weird too!
— Aunt BNatural (@Notnamelite) May 8, 2015
#EveryoneThinksImWeirdBecause I can't go pee if someone's NOT watching.
— Jordon cunningly (@badjordon) May 8, 2015
— Craig Jacques (@craigjacques) May 8, 2015
#EveryoneThinksImWeirdBecause I put my pants on one arm at a time
— Mr. Brightside (@Will3K85) May 8, 2015
— Liam Kersting (@LiamKersting) May 8, 2015
#EveryoneThinksImWeirdBecause ONE time I farted into a stroller… everyday for a year
— Brett Osinoff (@BrettOsinoff) May 8, 2015
— Dave Trace (@Dave_Trace) May 8, 2015
***And One From Our CoHost***
#EveryoneThinksImWeirdBecause I can’t kill without feeling just a little bad about it.
— Bravo Golf Lima (@Benjamin_G_Lund) May 8, 2015
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