McDonald’s released a new version of the classic Hamburglar character. This one probably drove a white van to work while blasting Panic! At the Disco.
i'm not for indefinite detention without trial, but that new hamburglar
— Asawin Suebsaeng (@swin24) May 7, 2015
When the Hamburglar gets arrested for stealing burgers, I hope they take him away in a [sunglasses]patty wagon. #YEEEAAAAAAHHHH
— Anne Wheaton (@AnneWheaton) May 7, 2015
The new Hamburglar looks like a guy on the packaging of a Party City Hamburglar Halloween costume.
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) May 7, 2015
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) May 7, 2015
I'm a little concerned about the new Hamburglar's transportation…. pic.twitter.com/G5aHvHskSd
— Nathan (@stockejock) May 7, 2015
— Nathan (@stockejock) May 7, 2015
Sometimes you're sure you crushed an audition, then you go on Twitter and find out someone else got the part of the Hamburglar. #PointsMe
— Tommy Campbell (@MrTommyCampbell) May 7, 2015
— Tyler Morrison (@tylermorrison1) May 7, 2015
Jared Leto’s Joker is really going in some questionable directions. pic.twitter.com/cnT7ShAb3m
— skidmore ن (@skidmorep) May 7, 2015
— Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) May 6, 2015
The return of Hamburglar as handsome yet flawed anti-hero reflects our transgressive zeitgeist and is indicative of longing for redemption.
— Church Curmudgeon (@ChrchCurmudgeon) May 6, 2015
Thank you new Hamburglar. I always wanted a fast food mascot who looked like he plays trombone in a ska band pic.twitter.com/Vk70zvs5Aw
— Mike Lawrence (@TheMikeLawrence) May 6, 2015
— The Verge (@verge) May 6, 2015
— Adweek (@Adweek) May 7, 2015
Is the new Hamburglar trying to bring back the late 2000's emo music style? pic.twitter.com/Poe1KwZHIc
— Trevor Hancock (@PortableTrevor) May 7, 2015
Proof that Patten Oswalt will always be an incredible human.
Like, couldn't the new Hamburglar ONLY steal burgers from the other hamburger chains? Like Omar on THE WIRE? "Robble comin'!"
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) May 7, 2015
McDonald's new hamburglar looks like he'd have lots of opinions about gaming journalism
— Wonderella (@wonderella) May 7, 2015
McDonald's sets Hamburglar slate: 2015:Hamburglar Begins 2016:Hamburglar: Sesame Soldier 2017:Happy Meal Crew: Age Of Drive Thru #hamburglar
— 9GAG (@9GAG) May 7, 2015
I can't believe we're talking about THE HAMBURGLAR instead of (Googles the News) Santorum Mulls Announcement
— Dan Hopper (@DanHopp) May 7, 2015
The old Hamburglar was moon-faced thief who loved McDonalds. The new Hamburglar looks like he doesn't own a TV. pic.twitter.com/vhCjid0YiO
— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) May 6, 2015
— Chris Aung-Thwin (@TeamBurma) May 6, 2015
Not so sure about this new Hamburglar. pic.twitter.com/N2OLELKPdZ
— aaron blitzstein (@BlitznBeans) May 6, 2015
if we're being honest i think hamburglar should be in jail by now imo major failing on the part of the obama administration
— philko (@pkollar) May 6, 2015
McDonald's new Hamburglar only steals artisanal locally sourced hamburgers pic.twitter.com/Hx2pqbeDER
— Desus Nice (@desusnice) May 6, 2015
Pray for zayn bc the hamburglar has kidnapped him and hacked his Twitter
— danny fenton (@criticalveinss) May 6, 2015
You had me at "I think my dad is the Hamburglar".
— Chez McCorvey (@CelebrityChez) May 6, 2015
On a scale of hamburglar to campus shooter, how serious is this threat Mizzou????? The vagueness is killing me
— Maris Smith (@marisvay) May 5, 2015
What do you think of the new Hamburglar?
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