Twitter had a lot to say about sports this past week. Here are some of the best tweets to keep you up to date on everything happening in the world of sports!
Orioles/White Sox game is closed to the public,the WNBA would kill for those numbers @absrdNEWS
— Seumas Keith (@seumaskeith) April 28, 2015
BREAKING: Sarah Jessica Parker wins Kentucky Derby. @absrdNEWS
— Michael Blackman (@ParaComedian09) May 2, 2015
After tallying 6 runs in the 1st inn, Orioles' brass call awkward presser where they ask their fans to stay away for good. @absrdNEWS
— Jeff Howard (@ThatJeffHoward) April 29, 2015
A minor league IN baseball team banned peanuts for allergy awareness night. Next week they'll ban the game for boredom awareness. @absrdNEWS
— Kathryn Claypool (@KathrynClaypool) April 30, 2015
BREAKING: Chip Kelly offering wife's brain for future research to move up in the draft. So far, 3 teams are interested @absrdNEWS
— Cemanuel Wonderman (@IBreatheWonder) May 1, 2015
— Randy Weingard (@Tha_Randy_Man_) May 1, 2015
Due to certain players actions the NFL draft will be televised this year on Court TV. @absrdNEWS
— Chili Challis (@ChiliChallis1) May 1, 2015
— DaffyDano (@DaffyDano) May 2, 2015
Kentucky Derby, The Most Exciting 2 Minutes In Sports. Except When Brett Favre Decides To Use His Cell Phone. @absrdNEWS
— allnet (@whoopiepie10) May 2, 2015
— Will Presti (@WillPresti) May 3, 2015
NASCAR's Danica Patrick has lost her primary sponsor. I guess you can say she has 'Go Daddy Issues'
— Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) April 29, 2015
From our top sports reporter:
— I Type You Laugh (@ITypeYouLaugh) April 28, 2015
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