*NOTE: Michael (Mike) Blackman is by no means an actual board certified attorney or comedian. Rather, he is a self-proclaimed law aficionado and comedy fan in general. His opinions do not reflect those of the absrdCOMEDY.COM staff or any of its contributors.
“Can I file a class action lawsuit against President Obama for not loving America enough?”
MB: Rudy Giuliani, is that you?
“What can I expect from meeting with a medical marijuana lawyer?”
Jim, 33. Rhode Island
MB: “They will probably prefer to meet in a McDonald’s parking lot.”
“What’s youngest and the oldest client you’ve ever represented?”
-Amanda, 37. Colorado
MB: The oldest is Larry King and the youngest is his next wife who has not been born yet.
“Have you ever represented any famous celebrities for any cases?
Daniel, 35. California
MB: “I am not at liberty to discuss my clients but lets just say sometimes the Lines are Blurred.”
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