Tuesday was recently rocked by #QuestionsForMy80YearOldSelf… Here are the top picks:
#QuestionsForMy80YearOldSelf How was jail?
— Suze Likes Cake (@SuzeLikesCake) April 28, 2015
Did that one time I went to the gym pay off? #QuestionsForMy80YearOldSelf
— Anne (@austentic) April 28, 2015
#QuestionsForMy80YearOldSelf "Do you have to wear Depends? I just need to know if doing these Kegel exercises actually works."
— Jenny Watkins (@secretbee1) April 28, 2015
#QuestionsForMy80YearOldSelf just how bad did we screw up the kids? Twice a month therapy bad, or full blown Republican?
— Holly Knapp (@FrankenHolly) April 28, 2015
What's with the eye patch? #QuestionsForMy80YearOldSelf
— Chris (@CC2787) April 28, 2015
#QuestionsForMy80YearOldSelf can you still get hard? (cocks gun. puts barrel in mouth. waits for answer)
— jimmydickbutter (@jimmydickbutter) April 28, 2015
Don't you wish you listened to me about using moisturizer? #QuestionsForMy80YearOldSelf
— Teresa nervously (@doctorwho_dat) April 28, 2015
— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) April 28, 2015
When the hell did you start getting healthy enough to be able to make it to 80? #QuestionsForMy80YearOldSelf
— Kiel Phillips (@kiel_phillips) April 28, 2015
— ⚾️Joey (@sharpestspoon) April 28, 2015
Did Our Retirement Portfolio Of Beanie Babies Pay Off? #QuestionsForMy80YearOldSelf
— McMannofthepeople (@McMannofthepeop) April 28, 2015
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