Welcome to #SpeedTagging week 18
We have all had those moments when we lose composure…and I wanted to hear your #IFreakedWhenI…#IFreakedWhenI had a DM from @absrdNEWS saying I tweeted out two separate tags…so I included those too…oops. Somehow I managed to pick my top 10. Here they are, in no particular order:
#IFreakedWhenI got a phone call. Text me, you monster..
— magna (@mentalerase) April 15, 2015
— Tony (@Tony_Secrest) April 15, 2015
— Adrienne Watson (@adriennefunny) April 15, 2015
#IFreakedWhenI accidentally gave my Aunt Peggy's ashes as a white elephant gift at the family Christmas gathering.
— Stan Murphy (@HuskerStan) April 15, 2015
#IFreakedWhenI saw a cop flip me off for driving slow.
— Bryan (@Bryan_Gonz) April 15, 2015
#IFreakedWhenI realized my boss was standing behind me while I was watching porn.
— Scuba Steve (@stevEfroMtpa) April 15, 2015
#IFreakedWhenI accidentally slammed my dick in a sliding glass door!
— Jonathan P. (@vasego1) April 15, 2015
— Robinkitty (@DemeterDragon) April 15, 2015
#IFreakedWhenI read that there are bird eating spiders living in this world! Not cool!
— Ashley (@ItsMeAshleyWee) April 15, 2015
#IFreakedWhenI found out my pregnancy test was positive and I haven't had sex in two years.
— Pharaoh Hatshepsut (@ecejatrublu) April 15, 2015
An honorable mention…because she may have been late to my game for the same reason maybe?:
— Breezy Puffs (@BreezyPuffs) April 15, 2015
And one from me:
— aaronsayswhat?? (@aaronsayswhat1) April 15, 2015
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