*NOTE: Michael (Mike) Blackman is by no means an actual board certified attorney or comedian. Rather, he is a self-proclaimed law aficionado and comedy fan in general. His opinions do not reflect those of the absrdCOMEDY.COM staff or any of its contributors.
“Are there laws that allow fast food chains to restrict the amount of free refills?”
– Remy, 24, California
MB: See “Brown Soda” V. Bored of Education of 1954.
“Is it true that animals are banned from publicly mating within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school or place of worship?”
– Heather, 35, Louisiana
MB: Yes. In every state but New Jersey.
“How did you get interested in law?”
– Mary, 43, Wisconsin
MB: My cousin Vinny was a lawyer. No, seriously.
“Are there any clients you would refuse to represent based on your personal ethical or moral reasons?”
-Ashley, 33. Rhode Island
MB: Robert Durst… Fred Durst… The Gangnam Style guy.
“Is it illegal operate a motor vehicle while blindfolded?”
Karen, 45. Michigan
MB: Unfortunately “50 Shades of Grey” has cost many motorist their lives this year.
Need more? Check out Mike’s previous legal advice.
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