HASHTAG WAR!!! Here’s our #IfMyCarCouldTalk top picks!
— torture chamberlain (@triciavicious) April 2, 2015
— Blain Hill (@BlainHill) April 2, 2015
— Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) April 2, 2015
#IfMyCarCouldTalk It would want another sponge bath from the cute guy at the car wash…the whore.
— Sophie CottonTail (@sophie_diddles) April 2, 2015
Your singing is even worse than you think it is. #IfMyCarCouldTalk
— Amy R. Balfour Dodd (@AmyBalfour) April 2, 2015
#IfMyCarCouldTalk tHeE F aLL Of CaP pIt TaL liSmm WiLL bE SWiFT & WiTHOUT MERCY
— carrie potter (@CarriePotter_) April 2, 2015
Jann put some God Damn panties on! #IfMyCarCouldTalk
— Jann (@wavemywand) April 2, 2015
— Mizz Lizard (@LMihaLove) April 2, 2015
— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) April 2, 2015
Do we really have to drive through China Town? #IfMyCarCouldTalk
— Tommy Campbell (@MrTommyCampbell) April 2, 2015
From your host:
— Darnell Anderson (@dietblaksupreme) April 2, 2015
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