Paolo Busignani is an Exercise Physiologist by trade.
Meaning it sounds like he’s smart, but no one really knows what he does. He is qualified to answer your fitness questions because he wears tight black shirts and warm up pants.
Why should I have my body fat measured? What’s the best method?
Excessive body fat is an indicator of poor health. May I suggest a brisk swim in the Ocean? If you find a group of sailors chasing you with harpoons, your body fat may be too high.
Are height-weight charts a good way for me to determine if I’m overweight?
Height-weight charts are a great tool to determine if you’re overweight. It is, however, a very scientific process. You first measure your height in centimeters, then you measure your waist in the same unit. If the the total centimeters of your waist is more than the centimeters of your height, there is a very good chance that you are overweight. Or an orange.
What is carb cycling?
Carb cycling has been around for a long time but is regaining popularity. Carb cycling is when cyclists from the Tour De France attach potatoes, breads, and fruits, to their bikes when they race. It has been known to increase endurance by 50%.
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