Tuesday was recently rocked by #MyOwnPresidentialSlogan… Here are the top picks:
Sure better candidates exist but the special interest groups don't like them as much *wink and finger guns* #MyOwnPresidentialSlogan
— Oscar the Otter (@wheetsNSweets) March 31, 2015
#MyOwnPresidentialSlogan "Yep its come to this"
— Mike Gaffney (@MikeGaffneyNOW) March 31, 2015
Just let me have this. I could really use that lifetime salary thing. #MyOwnPresidentialSlogan
— Adam (@randumbthought) March 31, 2015
#myownpresidentialslogan Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain.
— ▶ CLauDia▲RiTTeR ◀ (@ClritterlbC) March 31, 2015
My vast experience in dodging domestic debt collectors will translate well to dodging foreign debt collectors. #MyOwnPresidentialSlogan
— Wright Tyler (@TheWrightTyler) March 31, 2015
— Andy Gilderdale (@AndyGilder) March 31, 2015
Hey, let's try White Again! #MyOwnPresidentialSlogan
— Thettle down Beavith (@treedoesstandup) March 31, 2015
"I have not yet decided what issues I am for or against since the lobbyists are still making offers" #MyOwnPresidentialSlogan
— smelly refrigerator (@dfcholla) March 31, 2015
I Will Give You What You Want* #MyOwnPresidentialSlogan *Disclaimer: This statement is not a guarantee that you will get what you want.
— Adam Moneyman (@AdamatBPN) March 31, 2015
I promise to run a clean campaign, unlike my scumbag, puppy-kicking opponent #MyOwnPresidentialSlogan
— Bob Mudge (@bobmudge) March 31, 2015
From your host:
The Illuminati Already Told Me I Was Going To Win So Vote For Who Ever. #MyOwnPresidentialSlogan
— McMannofthepeople (@McMannofthepeop) March 31, 2015
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