Dating Advice w/Heather, Kent & Mat: Yoga Edition

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Heather Kozlakowski is the founder of the all-female comedy show

The Laugh Riot Dolls

A few times a year The Laugh Riot Dolls feature male comics!
To celebrate these shows Heather has invited the boys to help give dating advice!
XOXO


Heather is a single female comic in her late 30’s who has been on 22 dates in the past eight months and still lives alone with her cat.

Heather Kozlakowski

Heather

Letting her give dating advice is absurd.


Kent Tucker is a stand-up comic in his late 20’s. His keen insights into matters of the heart have helped MANY of his exes move on to better, stronger relationships, but still,

kent
Letting him give dating advice is absurd.
@regularkent


Mat Richards is a 24 year old single man with one legitimate relationship under his belt
As well as an extensive history of unrequited love.
His lack of experience in dating is only matched by his bitterness towards it.

mat
Letting him give dating advice is absurd.
@matsdown

Dear Kent & Heather
I’m crazy about this guy in my yoga class. He’s got a girlfriend, but from what he tells me, it sounds like their relationship might be on the rocks. I want to tell him how I feel, but I don’t want to risk making it weird. What should I do?

Signed,
Hesitant to Exhale

Dear Hesitant,

Definitely tell him! Either he’ll leave his girlfriend for you, or he won’t. In either case, he’ll be flattered that you found him attractive, so don’t worry about “making it weird.” To tip the scales a little, casually mention how extremely flexible you are, but mis-pronounce it “sexible” and then giggle as you correct yourself. Also you could “accidentally” flash him. Accompany that with a wink while suggestively biting your lower lip, and there’s a good chance he’ll forget his own name, not to mention his non-yoga-practicing girlfriend. – Kent

I understand the temptation to put your yoga mat in the ring, (been there done that) but you don’t want to be a downward facing dog. RELAX in child’s pose. When they break up you can take your warrior pose; anything before that and you risk being a cow face. – Heather

Dear Mat & Heather,
I’ve been on a few dates with this amazing guy. Recently he showed up at my door with flowers. The thing is, I live in a different city and never gave him my address. Should I be flattered or scared?

Sincerely,
Unsettled but Flattered

Dear Unsettled but Flattered,

If you’re still alive you should be terrified and be filing a report. Now if you’ve been kidnapped but he let you out and he promises not to do it again, I’d trust him. Not a lot of guys still buy flowers. – Mat

On a scale of 1 to 10, anything above a 7 is charming anything below a 5 is a restraining order. – Heather


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Check out all of Heather’s Dating Advice Columns


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