Welcome to #SpeedTagging week 15
Since this game is coming from Jamaica on my giant 9 person family vacation, I wanted to hear your #BigFamilyTravelTips. I couldn’t do it on my own, so without totally thinking it through, I asked @Tony_Secrest & @vasego1 for help. Keep in mind, these will all be read out loud next podcast. Here are the assinying results:
#BigFamilyTravelTips Summertime sea shell sales sometimes by the sea shore.
— Teresa al Ghul (@doctorwho_dat) March 25, 2015
Don't take your dog Stu. Cause Stu chews shoes. Should Stu choose the shoes he chews? #BigFamilyTravelTips
— Deliciously Evil (@DeliciousEvil) March 25, 2015
She sells sea shells by the sea shore and Sara sees 7 she wants for souvenirs. Pack lots of cash. #BigFamilyTravelTips
— Mary Mary (@ABitContrary) March 25, 2015
#BigFamilyTravelTips Each time you have the opportunity & make a rest stop to use the necessities, leave one or two there, lessen the load
— Careful Girl (@VeryCarefulGirl) March 25, 2015
— Heather (@hdtorch) March 25, 2015
— Kacey (@KaceyecaK) March 25, 2015
Make sure every kid gets a different toy in The happy meal to avoid starting the apocalypse. #BigFamilyTravelTips
— Ronen (@BadRonen) March 25, 2015
— Miss 〽️anda (@she_nutt) March 25, 2015
#BigFamilyTravelTips seeing all the sights is quite inconsequential if your quest is not convenient or adequately coordinated.
— Kjerstin (@swissmistress) March 25, 2015
Take pics of most embarrassing moments for future blackmail purposes. #BigFamilyTravelTips
— MEL (@MELnc) March 25, 2015
Two from my guest judges:
Sunscreen sustains some skin safety, should slather on sufficiently! #BigFamilyTravelTips
— Jonathan P. (@vasego1) March 25, 2015
Get a bus, sing supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and have big bottles of bubbling root beer and ham jam slamwiches! #BigFamilyTravelTips
— Tony (@Tony_Secrest) March 25, 2015
And one from your absent host:
Make sure it is somewhere fun for the kids…and lots of booze for mom and dad #BigFamilyTravelTips
— aaronsayswhat?? (@aaronsayswhat1) March 25, 2015
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