Tuesday was recently rocked by #WhyImNotWorkingOutToday… Here are the top picks:
The guy whose identity I stole is using the membership today. #WhyImNotWorkingOutToday
— Joe (@joemessin) March 24, 2015
#WhyImNotWorkingOutToday I actually am working out today, and — PEANUT BUTTER CUP!
— J-Mo (@snarkyremark) March 24, 2015
You need to improve from the inside out, and I am still a complete disaster on the inside. #WhyImNotWorkingOutToday
— Nerd Husband (@NerdHusbandry) March 24, 2015
my favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch… its called lunch #WhyImNotWorkingOutToday
— chase (@chasingkarl) March 24, 2015
I sprained my exuberance #WhyImNotWorkingOutToday
— Aidan (@aidno) March 24, 2015
#WhyImNotWorkingOutToday I am already working out… doing diddly squats.
— darksidedeb (@darksidedeb) March 24, 2015
i Have a Pulled Hamstring – J/K It's Just Pulled Pork #WhyImNotWorkingOutToday
— Paul Hagen (@MisterPaulHagen) March 24, 2015
— Voo Doo (@voodeaus) March 24, 2015
#WhyImNotWorkingOutToday That Asian kid won't give up Dance Dance Revolution even though I put my quarters under the screen.
— Benjamin J. Lake (@benthescribe) March 24, 2015
The best curls to do are the cheese ones, and I have a big bag of them right here! #WhyImNotWorkingOutToday
— He Hate Me (@Seth_Buffalo) March 24, 2015
From your host:
— McMannofthepeople (@McMannofthepeop) March 24, 2015
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