The right word can make all the difference in the world. So #JustHashingAbout decided to have a little fun with #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote The response was truly overwhelming, over 50K tweets at last count. We had a blast going through them to find some of our favorites, suffice to say it was a tough task. Thanks again to everybody who contributed and made it such fun. That’s said, here is just a small sample of our favorites.
To pee or not to pee #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote
— Irish Moxie (@lisamcguire1) March 22, 2015
Nobody ever said wife is fair #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote
— Üglogg (@Uglogg) March 22, 2015
— That Irish Chick (@Irish_Nurse) March 23, 2015
'I may not be a smart astrophysicist, Jinny, but I do know what love is.' #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote
— Woodrow Simmons (@WintermuteNight) March 22, 2015
Jesus swept #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote
— Kelly Thul (@kellythul) March 22, 2015
#ChangeAWordRuinAQuote "The past, like the future, is indefinite and exists only as a rectum of possibilities." – not Stephen Hawking
— Thomas M. Llama (@tmllama) March 22, 2015
— Orlando Jones (@OGOrlandoJones) March 22, 2015
What we've got here is…failure to ejaculate. #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote
— MEL (@MELnc) March 22, 2015
Why buy the cow when you get the MILF for free? #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote
— Charley Kaye (@Ckandrew14) March 22, 2015
#ChangeAWordRuinAQuote Dance like no one’s washing.
— Eric Schwartz (@ericschwartz) March 22, 2015
— Sean O Farrell (@sofarrsogud) March 22, 2015
I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man with no internet #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote
— Andy Bukstein (@andybukstein) March 22, 2015
#ChangeAWordRuinAQuote When there's a will, there's a relative.
— A〽️anda (@she_nutt) March 22, 2015
— SophieDiddles (@sophie_diddles) March 22, 2015
#ChangeAWordRuinAQuote Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of Imodium.
— Tony! Toni! Toné! (@TonyLind72) March 22, 2015
"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single Uber." #changeawordruinaquote
— Nicholas A. Ferroni (@NicholasFerroni) March 22, 2015
— TrivWorks (@TrivWorks) March 23, 2015
Float Like a Butterfly, Sting Like a STD #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote
— Rich Mason (@heyitsRichMason) March 22, 2015
— Todd W. Haines (@toddwhaines) March 22, 2015
Be yourself; everyone else is already fake #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote
— Bess Marvin (@bess_mar) March 22, 2015
From the Hosts
A Penny Saved is a Penny Dormant… #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote
— Judie Geeee! (@cutupx2) March 22, 2015
— Christopher D. (@LouGeese) March 22, 2015
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