#FridayFondue recently rocked the house with #ReasonsSpongebobQuitDrinking!! Here are the top picks!
He soaked it up like a sponge #ReasonsSpongebobQuitDrinking
— aaronsayswhat?? (@aaronsayswhat1) March 21, 2015
Too many times waking up with krabs #ReasonsSpongebobQuitDrinking
— Christopher D. (@LouGeese) March 21, 2015
Drunken 3-way with a Brillo Pad & a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser. #ReasonsSpongebobQuitDrinking
— Mary Mary (@ABitContrary) March 21, 2015
Arrested for public nautical nonsense #ReasonsSpongebobQuitDrinking
— Erin Mitchell (@ErinMitchell411) March 21, 2015
#ReasonsSpongebobQuitDrinking Betty White had mistaken him for a loofah
— Tony (@Tony_Secrest) March 21, 2015
— Russell Sheehan (@BassMan1968) March 21, 2015
#ReasonsSpongeBobQuitDrinking He passed out. They had to revive him with Sea.P.R.
— SophieDiddles (@sophie_diddles) March 21, 2015
He was told to "sea kelp" *groannn* lol #ReasonsSpongeBobQuitDrinking
— Marc McDuff (@marc_mcduff) March 21, 2015
He couldn't face drying out a second time #ReasonsSpongebobQuitDrinking
— Jackie Swift (@swifterific) March 21, 2015
Patrick took a sponge bath #ReasonsSpongebobQuitDrinking
— LJMasternoobLJ (@LjmastertrollLJ) March 21, 2015
And one from me and Ev:
— Kacey (@KaceyecaK) March 21, 2015
Red wine stains NEVER come out and everyone calls him Spongebob Pinkpants #ReasonsSpongebobQuitDrinking
— Fox Band (@efoxband) March 21, 2015
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