Tuesday was recently rocked by #BadThingsToTellACop… Here are the top picks:
I was going to be a cop once, but then I pulled my grades up. #BadThingsToTellACop
— EveryoneHasAPodcast (@EHAPPodcast) March 10, 2015
Yes, I'm drunk, but these kids gotta get to school #BadThingsToTellACop
— Nick Stelzner (@nstelzner) March 10, 2015
#BadThingsToTellACop You strippers make it so realistic these days. Lovin the traffic stop act!
— Sean O Farrell (@sofarrsogud) March 10, 2015
#BadThingsToTellACop You and Boss Hogg catch them Duke boys yet?
— 8-bit Dave (@DaveMath330) March 10, 2015
#badthingstotellacop Sorry officer. Was I driving while black again?
— Turd Blossom (@Turdie2) March 10, 2015
— WhoBrannigan (@WhoBrannigan) March 10, 2015
#BadThingsToTellACop So, you're a cop, huh? What, you don't have the abs to make it as a firefighter?
— darksidedeb (@darksidedeb) March 10, 2015
Maybe give the whole "killing black dudes" thing a rest? #BadThingsToTellACop
— Mr. Rodger (@MattRodger) March 10, 2015
So, do you still talk to the other Village People from time to time? #BadThingsToTellACop
— Graham Ivers (@GrahamIvers) March 10, 2015
Hello officer! Is it me your looking for? I can see it on your eyes, I can see it in your smile *lean in for kiss* #BadThingsToTellACop
— Matt (@matthewgb623) March 10, 2015
And One From Your Host
Wait, Wait! Don't Put The Handcuffs On Me Yet. You Don't Know My Safe Word! #BadThingsToTellACop
— McMannofthepeople (@McMannofthepeop) March 10, 2015
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