Tuesday was recently rocked by #IfThereWasNoCoffee… Here are the top picks:
Back to heroin I guess #IfThereWasNoCoffee
— aaronsayswhat?? (@aaronsayswhat1) March 3, 2015
"Friends" could have been cut down to a season and a half's worth of material. #IfThereWasNoCoffee
— Lauren Rinere (@MissRinere) March 3, 2015
#IfThereWasNoCoffee what would we smuggle cocaine in?
— Jay (@Replica013) March 3, 2015
#IfThereWasNoCoffee office day drinkers would have to get a lot more creative at mixing their whiskey.
— Jennifer Lara (@secretbee2) March 3, 2015
#IfThereWasNoCoffee we could get back to appreciating real pumpkins in the fall.
— Andrew Robert Scott (@andrewrobscott) March 3, 2015
#IfThereWasNoCoffee The murder rate would increase. And by that I mean my own personal murder rate.
— Your Guide Sara (@YourGuideSara) March 3, 2015
#IfThereWasNoCoffee then what word would we use when we attempt to poorly imitate a New York accent?!
— Tommy Campbell (@MrTommyCampbell) March 3, 2015
#IfThereWasNoCoffee then coffee table would be known as Cocaine table
— ICECOLLAR (@ICECOLLAR) March 3, 2015
I'd have to make my tea Irish #IfThereWasNoCoffee
— ryan reeves (@TweetRyanReeves) March 3, 2015
#IfThereWasNoCoffee a case of the Mondays would be a carbon monoxide group suicide.
— J-Mo (@snarkyremark) March 3, 2015
And One From Your Host
I'd Be Fine. I Can Handle It…Yeah..I'm Ok…..Yup…………..Yup……….I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU!!!!!!! #IfThereWasNoCoffee
— McMannofthepeople (@McMannofthepeop) March 3, 2015
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