OMG Legal Advice from Mike The Law Guy*


*NOTE: Michael (Mike) Blackman is by no means an actual board certified attorney or comedian. Rather, he is a self-proclaimed law aficionado and comedy fan in general. His opinions do not reflect those of the absrdCOMEDY.COM staff or any of its contributors.

 Mike the Law Guy*

Mike the Law Guy*

“What is the procedure for drafting a will?”
– Kevin, 43, Illinois
MB: Start by deciding who you would like to spite the most after you’re gone. Remember, where there is a will there is a way to get screwed.

“What can I do if a tree limb fell on my parked car?”
– Cathy, 43, Arkansas
MB: Sue God.

“What are the legal ramifications of adopting a child from Africa?”
– Susan, 45, South Carolina
MB: Very complicated and tenuous process unless you are a celebrity in which you can get one FedEx over night

“How do I get a bail bond?”
– Jeff, 37, Houston
MB: Usually your grandma will send you them on your birthday.

Need more? Check out Mike’s previous legal advice.

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