Tuesday was recently rocked by #WhyIdMakeABadSuperhero… Here are the top picks:
Because it's unrealistic to maintain a Christian Bale garbage-disposal-like voice. #WhyIdMakeABadSuperhero
— Greg (@GregGonsky) February 24, 2015
#WhyIdMakeABadSuperhero spandex is a privilege not a right. I live by that principle.
— No time for haters (@Brisco87) February 24, 2015
#WhyIdMakeABadSuperhero villians don't take my socks and sandals look seriously
— Michael (@Imhispanol) February 24, 2015
#WhyIdMakeABadSuperhero rummaging through the wallets of collateral damage. You think I'm made of hovercopter repair money?
— PodcastoftheCentury (@podofthecentury) February 24, 2015
My adrenaline triggered narcolepsy #WhyIdMakeABadSuperhero
— I Type You Laugh (@ITypeYouLaugh) February 24, 2015
A gimp mask is not what people being rescued want to see on their hero. #WhyIdMakeABadSuperhero
— KEVIN (@dranny78) February 24, 2015
#WhyIdMakeABadSuperhero Because a superhero outfit will only draw attention to my spontaneous erections.
— Kevin Gnome Alone (@BigManOut) February 24, 2015
Because I believe in natural selection. #WhyIdMakeABadSuperhero
— Rockstar Preschool (@RockstarToddler) February 24, 2015
I'd never get close enough to a spider for its bite to enhance my DNA #WhyIdMakeABadSuperhero
— Gregory Pichorowycz (@GregPichorowycz) February 24, 2015
— Matt O'Brien (@MattOBrienMusic) February 24, 2015
My Fortress Of Solitude Is Made Up Of Couch Cushions #WhyIdMakeABadSuperhero
— McMannofthepeople (@McMannofthepeop) February 24, 2015
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