Tuesday was recently rocked by #WonkaFactoryClosedBecause… Here are the top picks:
#WonkaFactoryClosedBecause Their "child parts per million" exceeded FDA requirements.
— Mixty Motions (@iamnotchjohnson) February 17, 2015
#WonkaFactoryClosedBecause Charlie had a nervous breakdown from running a major corporation AT 12
— Superiør Spider-Løu¿ (@spiderlou2099) February 17, 2015
#WonkaFactoryClosedBecause A careless tourist brought Vermicious Knids back to the UK from OompaLoompaLand
— Mitch Wertlieb (@mwertlieb) February 17, 2015
#WonkaFactoryClosedBecause of zoning violations. They were only allowed a class 2 light-buzz railway, not a class 5 acid freak-out gondola.
— PodcastoftheCentury (@podofthecentury) February 17, 2015
#WonkaFactoryClosedBecause living in a world of pure imagination didn't work for the tax collectors.
— Sully (@FilmSchooled101) February 17, 2015
— JustPlainSteve (@scgyles) February 17, 2015
#WonkaFactoryClosedBecause CFO "Grandpa" Joe embezzled funds to feed his fizzy lifting drink addiction.
— Agent of N.E.R.D. (@ajollynerd) February 17, 2015
#WonkaFactoryClosedBecause Violet Beauregard was "mishandled" during her "squeezing".
— Michael John Simpson (@sayntmykl) February 17, 2015
#WonkaFactoryClosedBecause for Oompa Loompas, and every other species, even one all-male generation equals extinction.
— DanielBrooks (@DanielBrooks) February 17, 2015
Dateline investigation found entire batch of Chocolate bars contained 20% Gloop #WonkaFactoryClosedBecause
— recent evil (@clintonreeve_) February 18, 2015
And One From Your Host
Having To Come Up With A Song Every Time A Child Dies In The Factory Was A Real Hassle #WonkaFactoryClosedBecause
— McMannofthepeople (@McMannofthepeop) February 17, 2015
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