HOLLYWOOD, CA — Hot off the heels of the recent announcement of an all-female Ghostbusters, Sony decided to pull out all the stops with another original idea: an all-male cast for a “Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants” reboot.
“It was just the obvious thing to do,” announced CEO of Sony Pictures, Michael Lynton. “The audience is just sick and tired of seeing females in movies so now we need a bunch of dudes just doing dude things.”
Just like the June 2005 release of the original movie’s plot, the “Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants” reboot will follow four men who are best friends and their one pair of shared Levi Strauss on their personal journey through life. Casting for the movie is still in its early stages, but according to a very close source, the studios are in negations with Bradley Cooper, Norman Reedus, Benedict Cumberbatch and Rick Moranis.
“I’m very excited about the cast selection and it’s really neat that they all wear the same size of pants,” exclaimed SoTP fanatic, Michelle Chipperson.
Due to the recent Sony hacks, early script drafts of the plot have leaked onto the internet highlighting the different backstories that each actor will bring to life.
Bradley Cooper, who is playing Lenny, spends the summer in Greece, bull fighting. Tubby, who is played by Norman Reedus, is a stay-at-home dad. Bulldozer, played Benedict Cumberbatch, will go to street fighting camp in Mexico. Rick Moranis plays Carmen, who is convicted of murder and must clear his name.
No word on a director yet, but reports have shown that Michael Bay is outside the gates of Sony Studios, pacing, foaming from the mouth, shaking the bars while screaming, “Give me this movie! Come on, Rick freaking Moranis.”
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