Touching Tips: Gay Answers to Straight Questions Vol. 7

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This is Travis. He is 25-year-old graphic designer and stand up comic. He wears glasses, listens to Spotify, likes sports and enjoys craft beer. Just like every normal person. Oh, and he’s gay.

Touching Tips: Gay Answers to Straight Questions

Everyone knows somebody that is gay. In Touching Tips, Travis will answer all those burning questions you’ve wanted to ask that gay friend but didn’t want to appear as if you voted for Mitt Romney or Michelle Bachmann. This is a judgment free zone.

Dear Travis,

I know that my son is gay. It’s pretty obvious, but he still hasn’t come out to me. How do I let him know that I know?

Signed,
Okay With It Mom

Dear Okay With It Mom,

It sounds like you’re trying to be a supportive parent, and that is probably the best thing that you can be to your son right now. While I don’t have a sure fire way for you to break the ice. I can tell you from personal experience, that coming home to seeing a male stripper just chilling on your couch in a sexy pose is not the best way to say “I know your little secret”.

Just don’t be a complete dick, and no matter what method you choose, I’m sure it’ll be the right one.

Dear Travis,

If the gays have been around forever, why have I not heard of any famous ones?

Signed,
Seriously, Who Knew?

Dear Seriously,

My guess is, you don’t like to do this thing called reading. Because if you did, you would know at least a handful of the “famous ones”.

Dear Travis,

If I rub you, will that make me gay?

Sincerely,
Bubble Barrier

Dear Bubble Barrier,

God, I only wish that were true! I would never have to do any of my typical investigative work to see if you played for my team if I all had to do was rub against you like I was some sort of “gay turning genie”.

Maybe I need to go find myself a magic lamp, seeing how I now know what one of my three wishes will be.


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