#SpeedTagging is Tuesdays hashtag place to be hosted by @aaronsayswhat1!
#SpeedTagging, week 2. This game moves pretty fast, #LifeAsWeKnowItIsEndingBecause, if you blink, you might miss it! 20 minutes every Tuesday 11pmE/10C… but feel free to Tweet all night long!
The winner…since I was technically about a minute late:
— Santa's Sack Tickler (@Irish_Nurse) December 24, 2014
and the rest of the best…
I'm Jewish. I'm 8 days behind schedule #LameHolidayLateExcuses
— I Type Yule Laugh (@ITypeYouLaugh) December 24, 2014
Wal mart lied about extra lanes being open #LameHolidayLateExcuses
— Kevin (@kpluby) December 24, 2014
I had to mentally prepare for this and had to stop at the liquor store for help with that. #LameHolidayLateExcuses
— Michael Dank (@IAmMichaelDank) December 24, 2014
— Kirk Ostby (@facebookie) December 24, 2014
Got into an argument with an elf over unionization #LameHolidayLateExcuses
— William (@Will3K85) December 24, 2014
#LameHolidayLateExcuses The mall Santa decided to press charges
— Noah (@thecoolnoodle) December 24, 2014
— Collin Murr (@CollinMurr) December 24, 2014
Sorry everyone. I hit like 8 reindeer and a fat homeless guy on my way here. #LameHolidayLateExcuses
— Chris (@CC2787) December 24, 2014
I just woke up out of a heroin coma #LameHolidayLateExcuses
— Joe Blow (@nta71) December 24, 2014
From the host:
I needed some downtime before I had to deal with all of you! (oh shit, was that out loud?) #LameHolidayLateExcuses
— aaronsayswhat?? (@aaronsayswhat1) December 24, 2014
Thanks for playing…see you next week for the fastest 20 minutes on Twitter!
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