HASHTAG WAR!!! Here’s our #ChuckNorrisChristmas top picks!
Chuck doesn't tie his tree to the roof of his truck. He holds it in his teeth. And drives. Cuz he's Chuck Norris. #ChuckNorrisChristmas
— JimIsNotAGenius (@CelebDumbTweets) December 18, 2014
— MEL (@melNC) December 18, 2014
Santa always leaves Chuck Norris' house until last because he's never sure Chuck Norris will let him leave again. #ChuckNorrisChristmas
— Louis Moloney (@louismoloney) December 18, 2014
#ChuckNorrisChristmas You’d better not cry. You’d better not pout. Chuck hates whiners. He’ll knock you out.
— Rob Noblin (@JRNoblin) December 18, 2014
— Tanya & Craig (@thecheekys) December 18, 2014
— Tony Tim (@tonyheupel) December 18, 2014
— case_case (@CaseCasefry) December 18, 2014
— I Type Yule Laugh (@ITypeYouLaugh) December 18, 2014
— Paolo Busignani (@PaoloBusignani) December 18, 2014
They say Santa's reindeer were afraid to fly the Christmas after they watched The Delta Force. #ChuckNorrisChristmas
— Merry Mint (@MintyPocky) December 18, 2014
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