4 Crappy Gifts To Give Your Annoying Office Secret Santa

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With the holiday gift season swiftly approaching, many annoying office mates may goad you into participating in a “Secret Santa” gift giving scheme. Should one of these manipulative co-workers catch you off guard, here are a few ideas on what to get that special no one you pick randomly out of a hat:

4) An Outdated Computer

4 Crappy Gifts To Give Your Annoying Office Secret Santa

Nothing says “I think you’re tolerable at best” than giving that wretched cubicle neighbor of yours a piece of technological history from your basement that’s been obsolete since 1996. Make sure not to give them anything with an operating system higher than Windows 95, as an enterprising techie with too much time on their hands might just find a use for it. For an added twist, add a collection of America On-Line “20 Free Hours” discs.


3) Gently Used Underwear

4 Crappy Gifts To Give Your Annoying Office Secret Santa
The trick with this one is not to give anything that’s white. Make sure to put it in some kind of packaging that suggests you may have spent money on it.


2) A Dollar Store Gift Certificate

4 Crappy Gifts To Give Your Annoying Office Secret Santa
You probably can’t get one of these for an independently run store, and I’m not sure Family Dollar sells them, but a little Photoshop ingenuity and card stock goes a long way here.


1) Dog Poop Bags

4 Crappy Gifts To Give Your Annoying Office Secret Santa
Giving your annoying, out-of-touch, corporate drone of a co-worker a box full of dog poop might be a little too on-the-nose.  But, a collection of dog poop bags might actually prove useful, depending on their pet situation. And it could also send the potent, if harsh message, “I view you as a human trash can.”


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