Friday was recently rocked by #ASentenceThatRhymesWithMyLazyAss… Here are the top picks:
— magna (@mentalerase) November 29, 2014
#ASentenceThatRhymesWithMyLazyAss Coolin' by the lockers, gettin' kinda funky. Me and the crew, we're drinkin' brass….
— Doc Thehalls (@DocDarnell) November 29, 2014
I told him I love him, he ran away fast.#ASentenceThatRhymesWithMyLazyAss
— Jana H Kringle (@jhuh77) November 29, 2014
I swallowed a quarter, but this too shall pass. #ASentenceThatRhymesWithMyLazyAss
— Great… More Ham (@WeepingCheeto) November 29, 2014
Pants tent at half-mass #ASentenceThatRhymesWithMyLazyAss
— Liz (@Ewizubef) November 29, 2014
"You may be a scary big Balrog with mass! But across this stone bridge YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!" #ASentenceThatRhymesWithMyLazyAss
— David Davidson (@rockskimmer) November 29, 2014
#ASentenceThatRhymesWithMyLazyAss When it's cold I look like I could cut glass.
— Mary Merry Christmas (@ABitContrary) November 29, 2014
— Juniper Berry Pie (@JuniperJesus) November 29, 2014
This is ground control to Major Tom-as #ASentenceThatRhymesWithMyLazyAss
— deldok (@deld0k) November 29, 2014
— Ruby RedDress (@reefergyrator) November 29, 2014
Here's why I'm not taking out the trash cause im playing this game called…. #ASentenceThatRhymesWithMyLazyAss
— William (@Will3K85) November 29, 2014
She used to be Chastity; now he's just Chaz #ASentenceThatRhymesWithMyLazyAss
— Jackie Swift (@swifterific) November 29, 2014
And a couple from your hosts!
— Fox Band (@efoxband) November 29, 2014
They were mad that I drank all the wine at the mass #ASentenceThatRhymesWithMyLazyAss
— Mrs. Santa's Sister (@KaceyecaK) November 29, 2014
Tune in every Friday at 8PM ET for the next game!
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