Lovely Liz’s Must Have Beauty Tips Vol.2

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Meet Lovely Liz. She’s a 20-something millennial serving as absrdCOMEDY’s resident beauty pundit.

Liz Zharovsky

She rarely looks put together herself, but she can certainly tell you how to do it. Get all of your essential beauty and health questions answered here!

Dear Lovely Liz,
I’m trying to be healthier, so I was wondering if there are any vitamin supplements you’d recommend?

Sincerely,
Vitamin Shopping

Dear Vitamin Shopping,
I’ve heard that a good diet and exercise are key to a healthy lifestyle. I have also heard that there have been Bigfoot sightings. Is it true? The world may never know. What kind of health are you talking about, anyway? Mental health is just as important as physical health, and I personally believe pizza on a weekly basis is vital for happiness and overall sanity.

Dear Lovely Liz,
I’m a woman of East Asian descent and have a lot of facial hair that I just want to get rid of for good. I’ve done threading and waxing and am thinking about doing laser treatment. What are your thoughts?

Sincerely,
Major Laser

Dear Major Laser,
Kudos on the subtle name, I appreciate it greatly. As a fellow mammal who grows hair, I don’t think hair is really that big of an issue. Don’t conform to societal norms if you feel more comfortable keeping yourself ungroomed. It’s a hassle and tedious work to remove all that hair that men are allowed to have. Fight the power! Although it would be pretty cool to say you’ve gotten laser beams pointed at your face, survived to tell the tale and got beautifully shaped eyebrows out of it.

Dear Lovely Liz,
How do I make my makeup last longer?

Sincerely,
Time’s of the Essence

Dear Time’s of the Essence,
Bring it with you so nobody sees and keep reapplying every couple of hours. Maybe you’ll trick the people around you and even yourself into thinking you’re as good at makeup as Jennifer Aniston’s makeup artist (artists?). It’s a win-win situation.


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