Tip 3: Don’t give into the textbook buying
Flipping burgers is tough work, and that’s some hard-earned money in your pocket. Don’t go and drop it on the required textbooks, we both know you have a better chance gambling that money and making a profit than ever having a successful job. You never read in high school and chances are you’ll never read in community college. Treat community college for what it really is: free time away from home to light up a joint and admire the dumb beautiful girls God put on this earth (just don’t date them… Tip 1.)
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