18 Skymall Products You Didn’t Know You Needed

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16. GirlyGoGarter

Put Your Valuables In Your Valuables!

Put Your Valuables In Your Valuables!

Keep your belongings safe from theft by putting them up your skirt. This multi-pocketed product has a large enough pocket to fit your passport, flask, cash, keys, lip gloss, smart phone and anything else you want to shove up there. The GirlyGoGarter also holds a lot of things, too. HEYOO.


17. SkyRest

For Intense Cuddlers Only.

For Intense Cuddlers Only.

Can’t fall asleep at night without violently spooning someone? You’re not alone! Well, you probably are. But thanks to Sky Mall, you don’t have to suffer sleepless flights any more. This inflatable pillow fits into an easy-to-pack shape, and expands into a ready-to-squeeze cushion that will totally feel like whoever it is you’re trying to replace.


18. Voice-Activated R2D2

Perfect droid to fill that void.

Perfect droid to fill that void.

Take your nerd up a notch with this motorized AND voice-activated R2-D2. Because escaping reality is easier when you’re in a galaxy far, far away. It also serves as a room sentry that sounds an alarm when a secured area is invaded. Now, can you say the same for your best friend?

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These are real Skymall products – you should totally go buy them.

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