18 Skymall Products You Didn’t Know You Needed

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7. Axle Grease, Biker Gnome Statue

Bad to the GNOME

Bad to the GNOME

Nothing says hard core like a weird troll that also kind of looks like Santa on a motorcycle. Trust me, your biker friends will be impressed, if not totally intimidated. The gnome costs $30, but what you’ll gain in dignity is priceless.


8. Delightful Dancing Ducks

Make your house a home, with a whimsical duck trio.


Make your house a home, with a whimsical duck trio.

) If you’re more of a river dancing & poultry person than a biker dude/chick, this Dancing Duck statue is for you. As the product description says, it will “quack” your guests up!” Plus, I personally always like to feel like I’m walking into an Aflac commercial, so this one was really up my alley.


9. Freedom’s Pride Wall Sculpture

Cause nothing says ‘MURICA like spending $100 on an eagle sculpture.

Cause nothing says ‘MURICA like spending $100 on an eagle sculpture.

If you’re looking for obscure bird art but ducks aren’t really your thing, then this eagle wall sculpture is for you. It extends more than eight inches from the wall so you can really feel like those talons are coming for you. This great if being horrified every time you look up is your thing. One sculpture is $99.95, but if you buy two more, you save $99.95, which makes no sense, because this product was never intended to be sold, ever.

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