18 Skymall Products You Didn’t Know You Needed

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4. Sippy Wine Glass

Great for drunk adults who have the motor skills of toddlers.

Great for drunk adults who have the motor skills of toddlers.

Let me guess, Aunt Sheila spilled Merlot on your white rug, AGAIN. You could stage an intervention in an attempt to encourage her to get her shit together, or you can pay a measly $20 and purchase this Sippy Wine Glass.


5. The Hooded Zip-Up Mosquito Jacket

Mosquito & Friend Repellant.

Mosquito & Friend Repellant.

This is the perfect look for that “I’m casual but I’m also really into bee-keeping” look that I know so many of you are aiming for. Sure, you could use bug spray, but do you really want to take the risk of having a mildly irritating itch just so you can look socially acceptable? This $60 jacket will make sure NO ONE comes near you.


6. Night Riderz Zipline

Riderz is spelled with a z, so you know it’s good.

Riderz is spelled with a z, so you know it’s good.

Not sure what to do with that $200 you have laying around? Well, luckily, Sky Mall has a flashing multicolored LED-illuminated flying saucer. If your kids didn’t have friends before, trust me, they will now.

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