4. Sippy Wine GlassLet me guess, Aunt Sheila spilled Merlot on your white rug, AGAIN. You could stage an intervention in an attempt to encourage her to get her shit together, or you can pay a measly $20 and purchase this Sippy Wine Glass.
5. The Hooded Zip-Up Mosquito JacketThis is the perfect look for that “I’m casual but I’m also really into bee-keeping” look that I know so many of you are aiming for. Sure, you could use bug spray, but do you really want to take the risk of having a mildly irritating itch just so you can look socially acceptable? This $60 jacket will make sure NO ONE comes near you.
6. Night Riderz ZiplineNot sure what to do with that $200 you have laying around? Well, luckily, Sky Mall has a flashing multicolored LED-illuminated flying saucer. If your kids didn’t have friends before, trust me, they will now.
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These are real Skymall products – you should totally go buy them.