The absrdCHALLENGE went out and the absrdISTS responded – here are some awesome captions (in no particular order):
— J-Mo (@snarkyremark) September 25, 2014
@absrdNEWS A little more pressure and you'll be free forever Siri…
— Aidan Nolan (@aidno) September 25, 2014
@absrdNEWS Trying to promote a healthier lifestyle, apple has included iYoga on all devices, which allows your phone to do downward dog
— Matt Rodger (@mattrodger) September 25, 2014
— Tim Bartlett (@wbllostsoul) September 25, 2014
@absrdNEWS Bended phone. There's an ass for that.
— Annie B (@indiemuze) September 26, 2014
@absrdNEWS Apple should be held pliable.
— Michael O'Toole (@Michael_Oh2L) September 25, 2014
@absrdNEWS The new manual focus interface kind of sucks.
— Christopher Dalton (@LouGeese) September 25, 2014
— L A Chhay (@RubyVintage) September 26, 2014
@absrdNEWS iPhone 6 with Gleut-Flex® technology actually conforms to the contour of your ass! (Jennifer Lopez model only available in iPad).
— Jimi Mack (@JimiMack7) September 25, 2014
— Amy (@PenHitsTheFan) September 26, 2014
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