*NOTE: Michael (Mike) Blackman is by no means an actual board certified attorney or comedian. Rather, he is a self-proclaimed law aficionado and comedy fan in general. His opinions do not reflect those of the absrdCOMEDY.COM staff or any of its contributors.
“If I get divorced, who pays my mortgage?”
– Barbara, 43. New York.
MB: Your husband.
“What is joint custody?”
– Ethan, 29. Colorado.
MB: It means you’re probably holding, stoner. Not surprising given where your from.
“Can I legally emancipate myself from my parents?”
– Timmy, 9. Delaware.
MB: I suggest renting “North” with Elijah Wood. Not only is it a great film, but it’s also highly education (I believe it was based on true story).
“What happens if I can’t afford a lawyer?”
Glenn, 45. Kentucky.
MB: Call Larry H. Parker.
“What does pro bono mean?”
Courtney, 33. Missouri.
MB: Those who are U2 fans.
Need more? Check out Mike’s previous legal advice.
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