A recent discovery by doctors has confirmed that Justin Bieber does in fact have 7-pack abs.
“Most people can obtain a 6-pack, but behind that 7-pack lies a serious health concern.”
While the doctors would not be specific to the actual health concerns one expert at the Institute of Healthology in Augusta, Georgia went on record. “We’ve seen this time and time again. We believe the 7th abdominal ‘pack’ is what causing Mr. Bieber’s to be such a douchebag.”
While previously there has not been a direct health link to someone being a douchebag and excessive working out these doctors believe they are onto something revolutionary.
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